Introduction

About Me

• Alright so this is where I am supposed to dazzle ya’ll with oodles of interesting facts about me and my life/family.
• I can't guarantee that I will be dazzling anyone, but I'll give you the lowdown on Casa Awesome.
• First off, let me intro you to the crew
• I am Tw33tyb1rd Mama/ wifey/ whatever moniker suits the occasion. I am your hostess/narrator, and the wife/mom to this awesome crew. I'm a full-time housewife and mom to our kids. I hope to eventually go back to college, but I still don't know what I would want to major in. I am 29 years old.
• My hubby is the Beast. He is hubby and Stepdad Daddy extraordinaire. He is 33 years old. He is a US NAVY veteran (9 years of service. Gotta love a man in uniform, right?) He is a licensed aircraft mechanic (very awesome job!) and is going to school online full-time to get a degree in graphics and webdesign. Did I mention that the man is sexy as hell??? 
• Oldest Spawn (5 year old, female) is Pookie. She is a sweet, smart, sassy lil girl ready to take on the world. She truly is an awesome little kid. She is in kindergarten.
• Second oldest spawn (4 year old, female) is Pixie. She is a quiet, sweet, sensitive little one, and i sometimes worry that her gentle spirit will get crushed in this big wide world. She is in preschool.
• We live in a trailer in Podunk, USA. While there are endless jokes and insults about trailers and those who inhabit them i ask that ya'll refrain from that, capisce? This is my home, it is well taken care of, and I love it. So, if you can't say anything nice,don't say anything at all.
• We have a "ZOO" (notice the quotations, this means its not a literal zoo...sad that I actually had to explain that). Now, that being said, I realize that many other families have many more animals and / or a much larger variety of animals. the term "zoo" is used playfully. We have:
• A chocolate lab ( the only kind of chocolate that i am not allergic to)
• 3 cats (the crazy cat lady starter kit is a great gift for any occasion) 
• a dwarf hamster (live cable tv for the felines)
• a rabbit (our newest addition)

     All of them are indoor animals. The hamster and rabbit are          caged,  the others pretty much have run of the joint.

• I have an older sister referred to as Boss. She and I are super close, and as such, she will not escape mention here. Her crew is as follows:
• her hubby is Trucker
• oldest spawn (female, 8 years old) is Roo
• the twins (both female, 6 years old) are Rae and Jazz, or sometimes, just the twins.
• This is my second marriage. it's the Beast's second marriage, too. We are proof that sometimes 2 wrongs do, in fact, make a right.
• There are other people who I will mention I am sure throughout this blog. I will use titles, and first names only to protect the innocent, and sometimes the guilty. Though in cases where even that wont protect them, I will scrounge up a suitable identity for them. 
• If you think ya might stick around, or if you have any friendly, helpful suggestions to improve my bloggability, feel free to introduce yourself and leave a comment.